Dear Disgusting Cockroach residing under my spice bowl in my bathroom, Why won't you just die ! I'm over asking JGra to kill you bc he thinks its far to funny to make us co-exist in my bathroom. However, you make me very uncomfortable being in there, I don't want you watching me shower or use the bathroom, its not right. Also not right that after you die I will be short a spice bowl b/c no amount of cleaning will be enough ! Seriously though, after i tried to drown you with my all natural natrics cleaner and you survived Mimi and I went to the Sweetbay to find organic bug killer. You win disgusting cockroach they don't make it. After further discussion Mimi and I decided that this probably made sense, seeing as all the organic products tote very big NON-TOXIC labels, but you need toxic. However there will be none coming into my house, so i am patiently awaiting your death. Upon which I will humanely vacuum you up.... can you please just hurry it up !
-xoxo kmk
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