Oh little pug what have you done !

I will begin this entry with a quick chat about my two little pugs Mimi and Ernie. Here is what I have learned about pugs in the 3 years they have been in my life... Pugs think they are people. With that said they also think they are above any rules. When you look into purchasing a pug its easier to find reasons NOT to buy a pug than to find a breeder. Now don't get me wrong I love my puggletts more than anything ! But they are very bad little dogs......This morning when I went to get into the shower I noticed I had blue ink all over my foot. I am aware that sometimes at night my sweet ones go on nocturnal adventures, these adventures USUALLY involve a good purse rummage looking for a treat that I possibly forgot to give to them during the day. They never find that, they usually find pens and lipstick.... They usually bring these things back to the bed and ruin our sheets and comforters (more on that later), so assuming that's where the ink came from I went to look. And now a conversation between me and Ernie.... look at the photos for an illustration....
KMK: Oh little puggy....
Ernie: If I sit on the bed right in front of the spot maybe she won't notice and give me a lamby ear.
KMK: Ernie what did you do !
Ernie: What ? I don't see a spot right next to my foot on your brand new sheets. I'm not getting a lamby ear huh ?
KMK: (moving pug foot) Ernie I see the spot right here !
Ernie: Maybe if i just stare blankly at her in my cute bandanna (jgra calls it his gay little cape) from my Aunt Laure she'll forget all about this.
KMK: If I can not get this stain out there will be NO dog beach this weekend !
Ernie: So, no lamby ear ? Well I'll just hide over here and look at you then
(note the ugly comforters from our college dorms that we sleep with, I USED to have the most beautiful white comforter, until Mimi ate a tube of red mac lipstick on it...)
xoxo
kmk